(The experience I am about to relate to you actually happened quite a while back-- a month or more. I have been debating over whether to share it or not, since I have a few younger readers and the story contains the "P" word. But, it's just a body part, right?)
Anyway, as I was getting Big ready for the bath one day, he looked down at himself and said:
"When my little penis gets big, it's going to be HUGE!!"
I love an optimist.