I was looking down at my feet this morning and noticed that the tops of them were dry and in need of lotion. THEN I noticed that being dry really made the wrinkles stand out.
WRINKLES?! On the tops of my FEET?!?
I then rather poutingly complained to Rophone, who was taking the day off, "I have wrinkles on my feet. I'm getting old."
Big, who was sitting near my feet, matter-of-fact-ly responded to my complaint, saying, "Well, I guess it's time to buy a new mommy."
I'd better stop complaining or Big will trade me in for an upgraded model!