One of my dad's fishing buddies came over so they could go try to catch a few together. He's rather funny, and often sets the kids into fits of giggles with his wordplay. He and Big had a funny conversation.
Tex: "Well... how are you, little girl?"
Big: "I'm not a girl!"
Tex: "Your hair's a little long, so you must be a girl!"
Big: "No, I'm not."
Tex: "You're not? Well, how do you know?"
Big: "I have a penis."
Tex (cocking his head because he's hard of hearing): "What? What did you say?"
Big (louder): "LITTLE BOYS HAVE LITTLE PENISES!"
Tex (laughing): "Well. You're right about that."
Yes, yes he is.
Big wasn't about to be pulled in to some confusing conversation with Tex. He knew what was up and decided to nip the whole thing in the bud with some cold, hard facts. He knows what's what.