Big came into the kitchen yesterday morning and requested breakfast--
Big: "I'm hungry. Can I have breakfast?"
Me: "Sure. What do you want?"
Big: "I'd like chocolate muffin, with a sucker while I wait."
Me: "Ummm... yeah. You're not getting that."
Big: "Awww! I'm not? Okay, then I'll just have the sucker."
At least he didn't ask me for a steak muffin like he used to-- I never quite new how to fill that order.