Big and I were eating lunch together just before we left on vacation and I noticed him watching my face as we ate. He suddenly piped up with, "You have a small mouth. A small, small mouth. Poor Momma." He continued to watch me chew, shaking his head side to side in pity.
Then, a few days later, we were in the bathroom together and Big announced, "You have a big bum. A big, big bum!" I was waiting for the 'Poor Momma' part, but it never came. It's much, much worse to have a small mouth, apparently.
I am truly, sorely afflicted.