Big came into the kitchen yesterday morning and requested breakfast--
Big: "I'm hungry. Can I have breakfast?"
Me: "Sure. What do you want?"
Big: "I'd like chocolate muffin, with a sucker while I wait."
Me: "Ummm... yeah. You're not getting that."
Big: "Awww! I'm not? Okay, then I'll just have the sucker."
At least he didn't ask me for a steak muffin like he used to-- I never quite new how to fill that order.
4 comments:
Heehee! Have you ever heard Bill Cosby's "Chocolate Cake For Breakfast" bit? It's worth a listen - chocolate cake (or muffins) are essentially just like pancakes! ; )
To be honest, he was going to get the chocolate muffin-- it was just the "sucker while I wait" part that was a no-go. I mean, it's not like muffin takes that long to put on a plate. ; )
At least he didn't ask for a sucker muffin. Bleh. Is that WORSE than a steak muffin??? Hard to tell. :)
LOL that is a very good point!
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