Big was sitting at the table enjoying some after-lunch animal crackers while I ate my sandwich. He was giving me a commentary about what all of the different animals were doing before he popped them in his mouth.
Big: "This is my Jaguar."
Big: "Jaguars run reeeaally fast."
Big: "My jaguar likes to run, so he ran and he ran and he ran..... and then he got tired so he sat on the sidewalk and took a nap."
Ummm... yeah. City boy without a TV.
Clearly I need to check out some books on different animals and their habitats.