I was unloading the dishwasher last night and dropped something on the floor. I crouched to retrieve it, and on the way back up I impaled my head a bit with the corner of the open cupboard door. Darn that cupboard for being so spacious that the door actually extends past the end of the counter when open. I wouldn't have hit it otherwise.
I think I may have a certain greasy area of hair on my scalp for a few days (scrubbing clean that part of my head this morning was quickly aborted-- I ended up performing more of an air-pat above it), but otherwise I am raring to go. Just with a little hole in my head.