Me: "Hey, Big, do you want a snack?"
Me: "What does Big want?"
Me: "No, I'm sorry, you can't have cake."
Me: "Because cake is a dessert, not a snack."
Me: "Well, because cake is full of sugar. Your snack should be healthy."
Me: "Because eating too much sugar is not good for you"
So, you get the idea. It really could go on forever, but I usually find a way to change the subject. Although, sometimes he doesn't want to let it drop and keeps insisting that he should have cake (and keeps asking why, of course). Just giving you a taste of the Laundry Queen's daily grind (lest you think that my job is a piece of cake!).