Big just made an announcement:
Big (with some disgust in his voice): "Mom. Today I ate a booger."
Me: "Why did you do that?"
Big: "It just fell in my mouth when I opened it."
Me: "Well, that's why it's important to blow your nose. So things like that don't happen. Did you like it?"
Big: "Noooo! It was kinda crunchy."
Me: "That's gross."
Big: "Well, I kinda liked it. But then I took it out of my mouth with my finger and smooshed it on the tile."
Big: "And now it's dead."
Me: "I'm sure it is."
A few minutes later...
Big: "Well.. the crunchy part's not dead. It's in Ginger's library bag."